oh man i have this blacklisted maybe i should click it and make sure i REALLY hate it
me being a FUCKING idiot  (via zamagi)

So my supervisor’s son met me once in June and since then he keeps bringing me up to his mom because he has a crush on me.  Because of this, every time she tells me a story about him she never says her son’s name she says “your mocha” because he calls himself mocha (who does that other than a 16 year old boy??).  But today she took it a step above and said “your boyfriend, you know your future baby daddy” today and I thought I was going to die.  

snickery:

I wouldn’t even be mad

snickery:

I wouldn’t even be mad

seethroughperson:

I’m gonna get on my knees, would you kick me in the face please?

seethroughperson:

I’m gonna get on my knees, would you kick me in the face please?

Nisei, The X Files


Met Stuart from Belle and Sebastian today ! Promoting his first movie God Help the Girl! #godhelpthegirl @origamivinyl (x)

Met Stuart from Belle and Sebastian today ! Promoting his first movie God Help the Girl! #godhelpthegirl @origamivinyl (x)

nevver:

Train in vain, Pierre Folk

Gig Life
The World is a Beautiful Place & I am no Longer Afraid to Die - Whenever, If Ever
(12,101)

teethvsteeth:

Now it’s just Rival Schools

And Mewithoutyou

On our car rides

  • Elementary School: Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
  • High School: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that.
  • College: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOONNNNGGGG
  • History Channel: Aliens.
burieddiamond:

It’s September now so I’ve started getting ready for October. ⚡🔮⚡

burieddiamond:

It’s September now so I’ve started getting ready for October. ⚡🔮⚡